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Old Nov 23, 2007, 12:01 PM // 12:01   #21
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Oh I forgot this one:

I live in The Netherlands, and in my internship for English teacher, I had to teach some 14-15 y/olds. One of them asked me: "Sir, what's 'caravan' in English?"

( We say the exact same word in Dutch )

I couldn't help but burst out in laughter
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #22
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Oh I forgot this one:

I live in The Netherlands, and in my internship for English teacher, I had to teach some 14-15 y/olds. One of them asked me: "Sir, what's 'caravan' in English?"

( We say the exact same word in Dutch )

I couldn't help but burst out in laughter
You scared the kid, now hes never ganna ask anyone a question lol.
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 08:32 PM // 20:32   #23
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You scared the kid, now hes never ganna ask anyone a question lol.
Isn't that a teacher's job?
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Old Nov 24, 2007, 02:26 AM // 02:26   #24
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Helping a friend run an aldult learning course, intro to IT, the first night I got asked several times which one the any key was, but the all time great from that night wasnt a question but stupid/funny none the less.
My friend had just finished explaining how the mouse works (it really was that basic a class) and the difference between the right mouse button, and the left mouse button. At that point one of the ladies called me over and asked where her mouse was (oh god even this is too complex i thought) so I went to her desk, and sure enough she diddnt have a mouse, the guy next to her however had two, one for right mouse clicks, and one for left.
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Old Nov 24, 2007, 02:45 AM // 02:45   #25
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Old Nov 24, 2007, 08:24 AM // 08:24   #26
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I asked this one to a guildie when we were setting up for HA:

Do I need victory is mine for vimway?
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Old Nov 24, 2007, 08:42 PM // 20:42   #27
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In a exam a while back a girl put her hand up and said "I think there's been a mistake,i've been given the answer booklet".
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Old Nov 24, 2007, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #28
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After al il bit of doin teh smokinz my friend asked :

What IS a question really?
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Old Nov 26, 2007, 02:37 AM // 02:37   #29
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When did the War of 1812 take place?
One of my retarded friends asked that one.
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Old Nov 26, 2007, 04:51 AM // 04:51   #30
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Someone breaks his/her arm, person comes up and asks "What happened!" "Broke my leg dipsh*t"
What if they were asking how they broke it? haha
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Old Nov 26, 2007, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #31
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Helping a friend run an aldult learning course, intro to IT, the first night I got asked several times which one the any key was, but the all time great from that night wasnt a question but stupid/funny none the less.
My friend had just finished explaining how the mouse works (it really was that basic a class) and the difference between the right mouse button, and the left mouse button. At that point one of the ladies called me over and asked where her mouse was (oh god even this is too complex i thought) so I went to her desk, and sure enough she diddnt have a mouse, the guy next to her however had two, one for right mouse clicks, and one for left.
lmao thats great i can imagine that sooooo well in my mind
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